Cars, Defensive Driving
I'm taking a short break form doing online defensive driving right now because it's boring and stupid and I'm not going to change my driving habits because of it so I don't see what the point of it is in the first place other than take my money and... agh. Traffic laws! Who needs 'um? You hear that Burnet City Limits? I'm spiting you as hard as I can!

Anyway. Sometime ago when I visited Houston, the worst city on Earth, I locked my keys in my car and had to get a locksmith to open my car for me. But for about two hours previous to the locksmith getting there me and a few of my friends tried jokingly to open my car using a bent clothes hanger. One friend, Luis, tried to get into my car from the sun roof as a joke. Oh what a joke.

There's a 100% chance of rain in Austin tonight and while I was out driving I discovered that my sun roof is now much more of a gaping hole that allows gallons of water to pour over my head than a roof of any sort. Every time my car's acceleration changed, about a cup of water would gush in from underneath the panels fitted around the inside of my sun roof. It's supposed to rain tomorrow too. I believe it's time for duct tape. Lots and lots of duct tape. Pictures forthcoming.

Ok now back to defensive driving. Oh what's this? My car needs to have gas to run? My word, I had no idea! Thank you mister writer of online defensive driving class. What would I do without you?


See. Speeding isn't a problem at all!


There's a Queen CD in my car right now.