lexicalunit (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} lexicalunit) wrote,@ 2007-12-19 15:37:00 |
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Crazy Conservatives Cum on Christ
Ok I just got carried away with alliteration there, this post contains no descriptions of bukakke Christ, unfortunately. The original title, before the spirit of Alan Moore took me over, was simply "Crazy Conservatives."
Apparently Mike Huckabee, the guy Christian social conservatives are championing as the best candidate for Leader of the Free WorldTM, is the only guy willing to put a stop to rampant "publicly endorsed and institutionalized ... pedophilia and necrophilia." How can we not vote for him — knowing what's at stake!
Ok, after reading that article I hope we've all learned a lesson here. No it's not that pedophilia, necrophilia, environmentalism, and homosexuality are synonyms — It's that All social conservatives and fundamental religious peoples of the word are completely, totally, undeniably, fucking insane.
Yup. Hate to be the bearer of bad news here folks. Ok, everyone who worships God get in line in front of the de-brainwash-atizer and wait your turns. Let's just try to make this process as quick as possible folks.
Ok I just got carried away with alliteration there, this post contains no descriptions of bukakke Christ, unfortunately. The original title, before the spirit of Alan Moore took me over, was simply "Crazy Conservatives."
Apparently Mike Huckabee, the guy Christian social conservatives are championing as the best candidate for Leader of the Free WorldTM, is the only guy willing to put a stop to rampant "publicly endorsed and institutionalized ... pedophilia and necrophilia." How can we not vote for him — knowing what's at stake!
Ok, after reading that article I hope we've all learned a lesson here. No it's not that pedophilia, necrophilia, environmentalism, and homosexuality are synonyms — It's that All social conservatives and fundamental religious peoples of the word are completely, totally, undeniably, fucking insane.
Yup. Hate to be the bearer of bad news here folks. Ok, everyone who worships God get in line in front of the de-brainwash-atizer and wait your turns. Let's just try to make this process as quick as possible folks.
